Draw your mummy contest.
2:50 PMOnce upon a time, there's one young mother ( YOUNG kahh ?? ) living in a small cottage in the middle of the desert with her 2 young childrens. The man of the house was out "hunting" so that they will have foods on their table. One day, this mother was trying her hardest to concentrate on.........
....watching her favorite Korean drama series. Ha Ha Ha..
Well that day episode was sort of critical important episode u see. It's like if u miss that episode, might as well u skip the rest of the series. Begituuuu critical sekali !! However, her 2 young girls doesn't agree and demanding for her attentions, to which she needs to find a solution for it, a quick one indeed. She's definitely need something that will keep her girls occupied for the next 30 minutes or so.
Think think think...
Then....
Tingggggggg !
She gathered her 2 girls and announced a competition called " DRAW YOUR MUMMY CONTEST "
The winner will win 3 scoops of London Dairy ice cream sprinkled with generous amount of chocolate rice and the other contestant ( obviously there's only 2 participants right haha ) will have to satisfy with one scoop of ice cream. I am mean and cheapskate like that at times :)
Like any other contests, there'll be rules and regulations applied. Well for this contest, there will be 1 rule and 1 rule only....
DO NOT DISTURB MUMMY !
**wink wink wink, batting eye-lashes**
I am very considerate organizer I tell you bahahah...
Keep it short.. contestant number 1 submitted 3 drawings after the contest ended while contestant number 2 only submitted 1 masterpiece despite sooooo many questions thrown ! Rule breaker this one .... Sighhh..
Let's move on to judging..
TITLE : Mummy when she's-gone-crazy-mad-at-us-and-she-lost-her-kewl-and-turned-into-scary-monster.
MARKAH : 2/5 because mummy not likey, why mummy nose like oink oink like that, why mummy's lengan looks like batang balak in the small picture, mummy pakai kaftan kah? And why the blood? Are you trying to potray your mummy like one crazy serial killer ? Why why why ??. I'm giving 2 points for drawing mummy's eyelashes like Rozita Cik Wan, else zero it is muahahha
NEXTTTTTTTT....................................................
:: Drawing number 2 ::
TITLE : Mummy and flower.
MARKAH : 4.5/5 .
Mummy looked happy in this, nice smiley, mata besar, rambut mummy panjang menyapu lantai sama macam abaya Kuwaiti walau sebelah kepala je ade rambut, ponytail kah? Pinggang ramping. Skirt labuh kaler biru tutup aurat, kasut sama warna dengan skirt. Great fashion sense ! Ade bunga besarrrrr... Extra 0.5 mark given because cup Mummy C ! Ahakkkkk :) :)
:: Drawing number 3 ::
TITLE : My mummy very pretty, tak tipu punyer, sebab mummy cakap tipu dosa !
MARKAH : 5/5 and 5 stars too.
For once, rambut mummy balance dua dua belah kepala and she managed to draw perfect facial this time. By perfect I meant, kebesaran mata sesuai dgn muka, batang idong nampak at last. I am not wrong to say that I think I looked very ladylike and chic in this drawing and it is definitely rewarding to see my child have this image of me in her minds. So much so, I can never get tired looking at this drawing, hence full marks. Bravo !
:: Contestant number 2 ::
Mummy nak mata satu ker dua?
Mummy nak t*t*k tak?
Mummy nak lambut panjang ke pendek ehhh mummy ?
Geeezzzz I should have disqualified her earlier..
Anyway, after all sorts of questions thrown at me, I am so super psyched to see the outcome and this is what she came up with..
When I asked her " Ni jek adik lukis mummy? Skirt mana? Baju mana? Mulut idong mummy mana?
Guess what she replied ?
Oppssss chorry adik lukis rambut mummy macam Hantu Kak Limah !
I rest my case. She's definitely something else hahaha...
I supposed you can guess who win this time. No competition at all. Anyhow, both of them was awarded with 3 scoops of ice cream each. The results doesn't matter, the effort it is.
And like other fairytale should ended, everyone lives happily ever after.
The End !
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